The Scary Woodpecker

The Scary Woodpecker always kept a bag of flour that they would hug. It should have been a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Woodpecker searched for a lava lamp that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Woodpecker desperately needed a spade that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Woodpecker always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Woodpecker always kept a dildo that they would often hug. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo of all things.

The Scary Woodpecker desperately wanted a hat that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was magnificent. Strangely, a hat being the thing selected.