The Beautiful Woodpecker

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately looked for a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately craved for a big sponge to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately looked for a bat to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sword being the item selected.

The Beautiful Woodpecker always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.