Her Yellow Woodpecker

Her Yellow Woodpecker desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A bottle of wine having that done to it

Her Yellow Woodpecker found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Her Yellow Woodpecker looked for a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown being the item opted for.

Her Yellow Woodpecker desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Her Yellow Woodpecker wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

Her Yellow Woodpecker wanted a custard pie that they liked to hug. It might be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.