My Blue Woodpecker

My Blue Woodpecker owned a crown that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Woodpecker wanted a can of Tango that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

My Blue Woodpecker craved for a sponge that they would worship. This could be considered a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Woodpecker needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Blue Woodpecker often carried a helmet that they would often hug. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a helmet being the item selected.

My Blue Woodpecker desperately desired a radiator that they would often throw. It was an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.