His Fat Woodpecker

His Fat Woodpecker desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

His Fat Woodpecker searched for a sword that they sometimes throw. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

His Fat Woodpecker always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

His Fat Woodpecker carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. A bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Woodpecker desired a bag of flour that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

His Fat Woodpecker desperately craved for a set of lego to experiment on. It might be a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was awesome. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.