The Famous Woodpecker

The Famous Woodpecker desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Famous Woodpecker always had with them a custard pie that they would embrace. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Famous Woodpecker always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes drop. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Famous Woodpecker carried a piece of paper to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Famous Woodpecker craved for a hat that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A hat being the chosen item.

The Famous Woodpecker found a cucumber to put down their trousers. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.