The Talented Woodpecker

The Talented Woodpecker desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Woodpecker found a stretchman that they would hug. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Talented Woodpecker owned a big sponge that they sometimes drop. It would have been an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Talented Woodpecker desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would eat. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Talented Woodpecker owned a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.

The Talented Woodpecker desperately searched for a pen that they would often demolish. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item selected.