The Curious Woodpecker

The Curious Woodpecker wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Woodpecker searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Woodpecker looked for a rubber chicken to embrace. It would have been a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Woodpecker owned a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Curious Woodpecker had a cup that they sometimes break. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Woodpecker carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.