The Adorable Woodpecker

The Adorable Woodpecker searched for a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Adorable Woodpecker had a set of lego that they liked to annihilate This seems a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Adorable Woodpecker craved for a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Adorable Woodpecker always kept a piece of paper that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be exciting. A piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Woodpecker found a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Adorable Woodpecker always kept a mug that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a mug is the item that was chosen.