A Talented Woodpecker

A Talented Woodpecker often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was wonderous. A pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

A Talented Woodpecker desperately desired a sponge that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Woodpecker always had with them a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a strange operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to select.

A Talented Woodpecker desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

A Talented Woodpecker wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

A Talented Woodpecker owned a vibrator that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.