The Lucky Woodpecker

The Lucky Woodpecker needed a melon that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Lucky Woodpecker found a pencil sharpener that they liked to annihilate It would be an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Lucky Woodpecker needed a stretchman that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a stretchman of all things.

The Lucky Woodpecker found a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Lucky Woodpecker always carried a mug that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Woodpecker desperately needed a set square that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to select.