Their Chinese Woodpecker

Their Chinese Woodpecker wanted a little monkey to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Their Chinese Woodpecker desired a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Their Chinese Woodpecker desperately looked for a hat that they would often break. It should be an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Their Chinese Woodpecker desperately searched for a cucumber to put up their bum. It was a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

Their Chinese Woodpecker desperately craved for a pen that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. A pen would be the item chosen.

Their Chinese Woodpecker always had with them a lava lamp that they would often annihilate It would have been a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.