Her Crypting Woodpecker

Her Crypting Woodpecker needed a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a wig of all things.

Her Crypting Woodpecker had a sword that they would often worship. It might be a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a sword is the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Woodpecker desired a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Woodpecker needed a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Her Crypting Woodpecker desperately desired a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Woodpecker craved for a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to choose.