Their Tired Woodpecker

Their Tired Woodpecker desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A radiator would be the chosen thing.

Their Tired Woodpecker desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Their Tired Woodpecker often carried a tomato that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Tired Woodpecker owned a condom that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly curious thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a condom was the chosen thing.

Their Tired Woodpecker carried a set of lego that they liked to hug. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.

Their Tired Woodpecker always had with them a pint of beer that they would annihilate It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.