The Foolish Woodpecker

The Foolish Woodpecker always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Woodpecker needed a wig that they would occasionally throw. It might be an original proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Woodpecker wanted a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate It would be a fairly unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Foolish Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Foolish Woodpecker desired a block of cheese that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Woodpecker carried a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.