My Boring Woodpecker

My Boring Woodpecker often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Woodpecker owned a pen that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

My Boring Woodpecker wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

My Boring Woodpecker wanted a computer to annihilate This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a computer of all things.

My Boring Woodpecker desperately craved for a tomato that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

My Boring Woodpecker desired a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.