A Round Woodpecker

A Round Woodpecker always carried a bag of flour that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

A Round Woodpecker searched for a crown that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was selected.

A Round Woodpecker owned a pint of beer that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Round Woodpecker always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

A Round Woodpecker always carried a stretchman to experiment on. One might find this to be a new exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A stretchman would be the item that was selected.

A Round Woodpecker carried a cup that they would sit and look at. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was opted for.