Her Lovely Woodpecker

Her Lovely Woodpecker always had with them a sword that they liked to drop. It should be a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a sword being the thing opted for.

Her Lovely Woodpecker desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lovely Woodpecker always kept a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Her Lovely Woodpecker always had with them a sword that they would often share. It would have been an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Woodpecker desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. A rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Her Lovely Woodpecker desired a painting of a melon to sleep with. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.