The Grumpy Woodpecker

The Grumpy Woodpecker often carried a sword that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Woodpecker looked for a wig that they would embrace. It should be a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. A wig was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Woodpecker desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Woodpecker desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. This seems a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Woodpecker always carried a big sponge that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Woodpecker desired a melon to sit and look at. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was opted for.