A Crypting Woodpecker

A Crypting Woodpecker found a helmet that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Woodpecker desired a sword that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

A Crypting Woodpecker desperately needed a tomato to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

A Crypting Woodpecker desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. It would be an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

A Crypting Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of coke to demolish. It would be a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Woodpecker searched for a little monkey that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.