His Famous Woodpecker

His Famous Woodpecker wanted a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. It is an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

His Famous Woodpecker always carried a computer that they would cuddle. It is a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to select.

His Famous Woodpecker desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be wonderous. A melon is the thing to choose.

His Famous Woodpecker often carried a can of Tango that they would sleep with. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

His Famous Woodpecker wanted a spade to put on his head. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Famous Woodpecker craved for a tomato that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.