The Adorable Woodpecker

The Adorable Woodpecker desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Adorable Woodpecker had a chocolate bar that they would put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Woodpecker looked for a cup that they would occasionally share. It is a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.

The Adorable Woodpecker had a stretchman that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Woodpecker had a tomato that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato of all things.

The Adorable Woodpecker desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to smash. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.