My Troubled Woodpecker

My Troubled Woodpecker always had with them a pen that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

My Troubled Woodpecker had a sword that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was opted for.

My Troubled Woodpecker desperately wanted a condom that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

My Troubled Woodpecker always had with them a piece of paper that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

My Troubled Woodpecker always kept a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

My Troubled Woodpecker always carried a stapler that they would break. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing selected.