The Gentle Woodpecker

The Gentle Woodpecker looked for a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Woodpecker desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Woodpecker desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Woodpecker often carried a can of Tango that they would often worship. One might say this is an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Woodpecker often carried a condom to put on his head. It would be a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would throw. It would be an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.