The Confused Woodpecker

The Confused Woodpecker searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been an odd operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Confused Woodpecker desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Woodpecker desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Confused Woodpecker often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Confused Woodpecker carried a crown that they liked to embrace. It would be a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a crown of all things.

The Confused Woodpecker owned a pint of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.