A Ugly Woodpecker

A Ugly Woodpecker carried a sponge that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Woodpecker always kept a set square that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be miraculous. A set square was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Woodpecker always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be exciting. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Woodpecker found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes break. This is certainly an original approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Woodpecker desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is spectacular. A bottle of coke is the item to choose.

A Ugly Woodpecker searched for a pencil sharpener that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.