The Troubled Woodpecker

The Troubled Woodpecker looked for a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. A melon was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Woodpecker desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Woodpecker owned a set of lego that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set of lego of all things.

The Troubled Woodpecker wanted a sword that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Woodpecker desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was simply life. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Woodpecker desperately desired a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be miraculous. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was selected.