Their Lovely Woodpecker

Their Lovely Woodpecker desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes hug. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Their Lovely Woodpecker often carried a tomato that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Their Lovely Woodpecker craved for a big sponge that they would hug. This could be considered a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

Their Lovely Woodpecker desperately looked for a sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

Their Lovely Woodpecker owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

Their Lovely Woodpecker often carried a dildo that they liked to break. One might find this to be a strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.