The Purple Woodpecker

The Purple Woodpecker owned a helmet that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Woodpecker desperately searched for a set of lego that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Woodpecker had a lava lamp that they would often break. It is a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

The Purple Woodpecker always kept a pen that they liked to worship. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Woodpecker found a crown that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a crown being the chosen item.

The Purple Woodpecker often carried a bat to put down their trousers. This seems a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was chosen.