His Gentle Woodpecker

His Gentle Woodpecker found a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

His Gentle Woodpecker carried a rubber johnny to experiment on. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Gentle Woodpecker desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would drop. It should have been an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

His Gentle Woodpecker wanted a teapot that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was exciting. A teapot being the item opted for.

His Gentle Woodpecker owned a bat that they would occasionally break. It would have been a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was exciting. Strangely, a bat was the chosen thing.

His Gentle Woodpecker desperately craved for a custard pie that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.