His Grumpy Woodpecker

His Grumpy Woodpecker searched for a big sponge to play with. It is a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Woodpecker craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Woodpecker desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to choose.

His Grumpy Woodpecker desperately wanted a cup that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Woodpecker carried a cup that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Woodpecker found a Harry Potter wand to drop. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. A Harry Potter wand is the item to select.