A Depressed Woodpecker

A Depressed Woodpecker always kept a melon that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon being the thing selected.

A Depressed Woodpecker often carried a melon that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Woodpecker often carried a custard pie that they sometimes smash. It was a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Woodpecker always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Woodpecker desperately desired a can of coke that they would often break. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Woodpecker often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.