The Tired Woodpecker

The Tired Woodpecker looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Woodpecker needed a CD player that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Woodpecker desired a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Tired Woodpecker found a sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Tired Woodpecker carried a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to select.

The Tired Woodpecker always had with them a block of cheese that they would often play with. It would be a new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.