The Horny Woodpecker

The Horny Woodpecker often carried a set square that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.

The Horny Woodpecker desperately looked for a bag of flour to hug. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Woodpecker desperately craved for a pint of beer to sit and look at. It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Woodpecker carried a CD player that they would eat. It might be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Woodpecker desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Woodpecker carried a sponge that they would sleep with. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.