Her Weary Woodpecker

Her Weary Woodpecker looked for a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Her Weary Woodpecker wanted a wig that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was exciting. Honestly, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Her Weary Woodpecker found a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was entertaining. A lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Her Weary Woodpecker desperately desired a radiator that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

Her Weary Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of coke that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Weary Woodpecker always kept a ball that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was opted for.