The Nervous Woodpecker

The Nervous Woodpecker always had with them a porno magazine to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Woodpecker often carried a custard pie that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Woodpecker wanted a pint of cider to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Woodpecker always had with them a block of cheese to throw. This seems a fairly unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker craved for a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker always carried a pen to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.