A Confused Woodpecker

A Confused Woodpecker owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Woodpecker often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A big sponge is the item to choose.

A Confused Woodpecker often carried a helmet that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Woodpecker owned a hat that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing opted for.

A Confused Woodpecker desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Woodpecker desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was opted for.