Her Ugly Woodpecker

Her Ugly Woodpecker desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

Her Ugly Woodpecker needed a stapler that they sometimes smash. It might be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Her Ugly Woodpecker looked for a wig that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Woodpecker desperately looked for a hat that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

Her Ugly Woodpecker craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. It is a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

Her Ugly Woodpecker searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.