Their Orange Woodpecker

Their Orange Woodpecker always kept a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Their Orange Woodpecker owned a vibrator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Their Orange Woodpecker craved for a cucumber that they would smash. It is considered to be a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. A cucumber was the item that was selected.

Their Orange Woodpecker often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Their Orange Woodpecker desperately needed a condom to rub on his belly. This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

Their Orange Woodpecker carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.