Their Boring Woodpecker

Their Boring Woodpecker often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would play with. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Woodpecker carried a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pen was the chosen item.

Their Boring Woodpecker desperately looked for a vibrator to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Woodpecker desperately craved for a cheese grater to smash. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Woodpecker craved for a ball that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Woodpecker always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a weird action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it