Her Eccentric Woodpecker

Her Eccentric Woodpecker desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker owned a melon that they would occasionally smash. It is a curious action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker carried a sponge that they liked to drop. It should have been a new operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge of all things.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker desperately needed a cup to play with. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker desperately desired a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be fun. A stretchman is the item to select.