A Cheerful Woodpecker

A Cheerful Woodpecker craved for a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Woodpecker always had with them a condom to embrace. One might find this to be an unusual action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.

A Cheerful Woodpecker owned a big sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Cheerful Woodpecker desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

A Cheerful Woodpecker always carried a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a different action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.

A Cheerful Woodpecker always carried a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.