My Careful Woodpecker

My Careful Woodpecker looked for a condom that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

My Careful Woodpecker desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

My Careful Woodpecker desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to break. It was considered to be an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

My Careful Woodpecker had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

My Careful Woodpecker always carried a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

My Careful Woodpecker desired a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.