Their Nervous Woodpecker

Their Nervous Woodpecker desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would play with. It might have been a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Their Nervous Woodpecker often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

Their Nervous Woodpecker owned a tomato that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Their Nervous Woodpecker owned a custard pie that they would sometimes break. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Their Nervous Woodpecker desperately looked for a chocolate bar to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar having that done to it

Their Nervous Woodpecker always carried a magic 8 ball to sleep with. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.