A Crazy Woodpecker

A Crazy Woodpecker desperately desired a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.

A Crazy Woodpecker desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Woodpecker desperately searched for a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was wonderous. A sword is the thing to choose.

A Crazy Woodpecker always kept a bag of flour that they would smash. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be exciting. A bag of flour being the chosen thing.

A Crazy Woodpecker always had with them a sponge to smash. It was an astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Woodpecker owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was magnificent. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.