My Horny Woodpecker

My Horny Woodpecker desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

My Horny Woodpecker always carried a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

My Horny Woodpecker desired a bottle of beer to smash. This could be considered an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

My Horny Woodpecker desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

My Horny Woodpecker had a set of lego to put up their bum. One might say this is a different thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

My Horny Woodpecker desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be simply life. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.