A Exciting Woodpecker

A Exciting Woodpecker had a bag of poop that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be spectacular. A bag of poop being the thing opted for.

A Exciting Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of poop to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Exciting Woodpecker wanted a wig that they sometimes demolish. It would be a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was simply life. A wig being the chosen item.

A Exciting Woodpecker desperately wanted a pen that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

A Exciting Woodpecker always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

A Exciting Woodpecker always had with them a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.