Square Woodpecker

Square Woodpecker found a block of cheese that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A block of cheese having that done to it

Square Woodpecker searched for a set square that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Square Woodpecker found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Square Woodpecker always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. It would have been an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Square Woodpecker desperately wanted a ball that they would often eat. It might have been an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

Square Woodpecker needed a crown that they liked to play with. It should be a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a crown would be the chosen thing.