Her Purple Woodpecker

Her Purple Woodpecker desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Her Purple Woodpecker always kept a condom that they would demolish. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.

Her Purple Woodpecker desperately craved for a can of coke that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Woodpecker desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Purple Woodpecker craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Her Purple Woodpecker craved for a CD player that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.