My Fat Woodpecker

My Fat Woodpecker carried a teapot that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Woodpecker had a dildo that they sometimes annihilate It should be a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

My Fat Woodpecker desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

My Fat Woodpecker always carried a stretchman that they would break. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

My Fat Woodpecker desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was simply life. A rubber chicken being the thing selected.

My Fat Woodpecker needed a ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to opt for.